CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)

dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

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canon

“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”

by femrea August 21, 2021

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Verb; refers to a person/place/situation that is a chill, comfortable, soothing vibe. Derived from the song "Canon in D Major"

Person 1: "What are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "I'm going to yoga. That sounds very canon rn."

by Willenium November 19, 2019

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A word use for fans of certain fandom to refer of how closed the relationship of two character are.

Oh I love Naruto x Hinata, They are canon!

by Book_eater_geek March 13, 2017

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a brand for printers, cameras, binoculars etc.

person 1: do u have a canon printer?
person 2: no, silly, i have a canon camera!

by brightt January 27, 2022

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When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 06, 2017

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When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 08, 2019

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