Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.

While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.

by QueenB85 February 3, 2017

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole…

Let me see your fruit canal.

by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024