by Wicksterr June 5, 2018
Get the Birth Canal Palsmug. While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
by QueenB85 February 3, 2017
Get the Cream Canalmug. (Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.
At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022
Get the Suez Canalmug. A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
Get the Friant-Kern Canalmug. The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows
by Punderfully terribad dad May 14, 2022
Get the Draining the Canalmug. by J:F:K September 17, 2019
Get the Venice canalmug. The act of two males, going to town on a female on all fours, finishing, then the male on the vaginal end sucking the juices from her insides
by Ramen moods March 22, 2022
Get the Panama Canalmug.