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Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017
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Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.
by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019
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Scope Cancel

When, after having sex, a man ejaculates in a girl's eye, preventing her from seeing. Derived from the Halo 3 term of canceling a snipers scope.
Man: "UHHHHHH...headshot!"
Girl: "What the FUCK thats in my eye!"
Man: "An' a scope cancel! I can't wait to tell my boys!"
Girl: "....."
Man: "Lunch tomarrow?"
by Gucci4Lyfe June 9, 2009
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Coke Cancel

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.
I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today
by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018
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el cancer

the cancer you get from eating too much tacos
I’m not feeling too good, I think I have el cancer.
by urawanker69 March 19, 2021
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Directional Cancellation

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.
by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021
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Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.
Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
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