Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

Fanny Cack

the stuff that oozez out of a ladys crumpet after her time of the month

''ere lucy my fanny cack is Hideous this month ''

by Dannyboy12 December 9, 2008

slopp cack

The art of slapping a pissed girlfriend across the face with your cock. Such a person may be referred to as a "slopp cacker".

Slopp cack me harder you slopp cacker!

by Matt.M. January 14, 2008

cack packer

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

cack-a-licious

1.a guy named mikey. 2.somebody who is worth a cacking or cack-down. 3. person who makes you juice your chonies.

"Daaaaaamn aye... that vato was pretty cack-a-licious, que no Sad Girl?"

by kimmy April 11, 2005

Sack My Cack

1: A more elegant term used in place of "Suck my cock".
2: The way an angry Bostonian man, one that probably doesn't respect women, would ask for fellatio.

Eey baybee be a darlin and sack my cack while I watch the Red Sax.

by Hand Jacks June 24, 2015

Cack Gash

Cack meaning shit, faeces or poo. Gash being a womans reproductive organ or vagina. Cack gash invariably means a vagina that has been covered in a man or womans shit. This usually happens when a man, after deciding against sex, opts to shit over the ladys vagina. The lady can become incensed and throw fits of rage as a result.

I gave Katie a cack gash last night, she cried for sixteen hours

girl : i want to make sweet love baby
boy : i dont, i want to shit all over your gash bitch!

by Charlie Cranmer April 4, 2008