teh butseks

The But-sex. Basically Yaoi in its most graphic form, which though very graphic also ends up being absolutely hillariouse!

you may be watching sensitive pornograph and all of a sudden there is man-cock on the screen and then flashy sequences of them having kinky kinky man sex and all you can do is roll on the floor laughing shouting things like Man-Cock and Penis-hankerchief!

so thus Teh-Butseks is Comic Yaoi.

Best example of Teh Butseks:

When playing Absolute Obiedience (Yaoi dating game) watch out for the Penis-Handkerchief moment, hillarity will ensue, you will understand.

by Mortal January 11, 2009

buttsechs

what your mom does to your brother...?

let me buttsechs u

by buttsechs master June 14, 2004

buttsecx

The same meaning as buttsex, similar to buttsekx.

Person 1: Buttsecx?
Person 2: Huh.. what?

by dgam3z January 8, 2005

bumsecks

The way stupid homosexuals go at slamming the shit (literally) out of eachother... remember... ribbed condoms for better traction in the mud ;)

HAHAHA you fag.. you like teh bumsecks =P

by Logz0r March 21, 2004

buttsekz

An alternate punishment for defying the TOS.

-Do you like teh buttsekz?
-Yes sir, may I have another.

by PS2_Gamer77 February 17, 2003

Buttsession

To have an obsession with butts.

She totally has a buttsession

by PineappleJuice May 2, 2015

Habanero buttsucker

The exquisite act of swallowing a hot dog whole and passing it through the digestive tract to the anus where it is released by the sphincter and then sucked back into anus. For a more homoerotic experience some choose to cook the hot dog till it's nice and plump and then freeze it solid in it's plump state. This gives the hot dog the feeling of a thick erect penis when it is being sucked back into the anus.

Me: How come I have 8 buns but only 4 hot dogs?

Red: I used some earlier, I saw them and couldn't resist doing a few quick habanero buttsuckers.

Me: I was going to grill those!!!

Red: You still can.

by The notorious B.I.C. June 15, 2010