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Country Bumpkin Pot Pie

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"
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Bumpkin steamer

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.
Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night
by Knights of west Philly August 6, 2009
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bumpski

the act of a large breasted women (usually a nude/exotic dancer) placing your face in her cleavage and shaking so as to slap your ears with her tits.
The skanky old bitch with the big saggers gives one hell of a bumpski.
by Bumper Boy July 16, 2008
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Bumsicle

Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...
-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
or
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
or
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."
by bumlover June 17, 2008
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Van Buskirk

One who Usually enjoys Console Games more than Computer Games. In other words a narrow idiot.
Joey Van Buskirk, perhaps you should stop playing Chrystal Cronicles. "Nah, Play now, Sleep Later."
by Courtney Oliver February 17, 2004
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bumsican

a mexican who is poor and lives on the streets.
look at all of the bumsicans
by olaf the pimp December 21, 2006
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country bumpkin

A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.
Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.
by M Jane Wagon June 20, 2008
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