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Buddha Blink

Buddha Blinking is when someone blinks their eyelashes on someone’s butthole.
I caught my parents mid Buddha Blink.. so sick!!
by Stōk Stevens September 27, 2019
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Buddha Man

A goofy looking male with minimal drip that can do anything and it will be funny to people watching him.
Bro: “Yo that man be drippin, he do be Buddha Man.”
by Federico Fellini December 21, 2019
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BuddahVega

•noun•
1. A small pure white monster. A creature which is often confused for a gremlin and who is in dire need of the benefits one would have access to in a rehab for dog treat addiction. !
2. The luckiest creature in existance and the only creature with what everyone else wants... The most amaZing, most aweSome Uncle ever. The one and only Uncle Dustin. That right, not your uncle... Because even combined none of your uncles could ever be as bad ass as Uncle Dustin. Sorry 'bout your luck. But we can't all be BuddahVega.

3. Also... A good boy. That's right who's a good boy?! BuddahVega! Yes, you are. You are a good boy, BuddahVega.
*Girl, "What the hell is all that noise"?
*Uncle Dustin, "Oh that.? That's my good boy! Come here, BuddahVega. It's time to go to Trina's house and see ya pappy."
by Stu Pidity October 8, 2020
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Buddhism

The teaching that existence is suffering, and how to end suffering.

Usually Four Noble truths, or a bunch of upper middle class women doing Yoga, who have no idea about anything but recent news and pretty androgynous statues.
Buddhism, was based around Buddha and Bodhisattva like Guanyin.
by Princess-Z-z-z July 17, 2021
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Budweiser Buddhism

Someone who becomes philosophical after consuming mass quantities of Budweiser, much to the dismay of those around them.
There goes Jerry again with his Budweiser Buddhism, I went to say Hi and he just said, " I am therefore I drink ". How about not inviting Confucius again !!
by Susabar August 9, 2009
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Dirty Buddhism

A branch of Buddhism that stresses its utility as a philosophy and way of life, and not a religion. Dirty Buddhism originated in Spain, where it is commonly practiced by its followers through light-hearted discussion over plates of serrano ham and manchego cheese, while consuming copious amounts of red wine.
He went to Spain on a pilgrimage to discover the origins of Dirty Buddhism.
by Dirty Buddhist November 1, 2010
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on mah settee buddah

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011
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