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Brownie Points

Points amassed through doing things you don't want to do with your wife/girlfriend that can be used to purchase anal sex.
Last month I went to the garden show with her and this month we're having her parents over for dinner. I'm pretty sure I've got enough brownie points to have her ass everyday for a week!
Brownie Points by Mr. Chad March 22, 2010

brownie hound

1) When an older man goes after young, young girls, such as girl scouts.
(Girl Scouts; Brownies)

2) Used in the movie The Breakfast Club by John Bender to describe his principal.
John Bender: "That man is such a brownie hound!"

brownie hound by NicoletteNicotine December 8, 2007

brownie burns 

Poop skid marks on your underpants. May also be called brownie stains.
Ewwww... look at the brownie burns on his underwear.
brownie burns by EileenA January 3, 2008

Brownie Sludge 

The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.
Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"

Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
Brownie Sludge by Bandit646 March 23, 2009

brownie crumbs 

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.
My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.
brownie crumbs by supersab September 16, 2010

Brownie Blindfold 

A move used in a sexual situation where a man puts his testicles in the eye sockets of another person, while the second party proceeds to lick there anus like a frosty cheerio.
Last night I got wasted and Mike gave me a Brownie Blindfold, when I woke up in the morning I had a foul taste in my mouth.
Brownie Blindfold by ARMBAR21 March 28, 2013