shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018

finna broccoli

;)

Katie: you Finna broccoli

Lex: you just said I had a fine ass
Danielle: FINNA BROCCOLI

by Dflizz February 7, 2018

Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

by 042407062001 November 21, 2020

Beef and broccoli

Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli

Im so zooted off this beef and broccoli

by Djunojuno1 March 6, 2021

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012