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Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.
John was late for class because he was taking a branch.
by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.
Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!
by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024
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billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.
Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.
by A.G.P. June 24, 2023
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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024
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Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military
Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.
by Nosaholic September 16, 2019
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a branch stewart

a type of person who heavily enjoys the video game hollow knight and will do everything in their power to make you play it.
"God you wont stop talking about hollow knight your being a branch stewart"
by fakesongofsilk January 3, 2024
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