Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Branch hound

Someone who sexually pursues members of the military

Man 1: Any luck with Chelsea?
Man 2: Nah, I couldn’t get her even if I tried she’s a total branch hound.

by Nosaholic September 16, 2019

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game

Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me

by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021

Beaver Branch

When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.

Steven P. Nichols-"I banged this dirty hippy chick and she totally had a Beaver Branch"

by Poop shack October 23, 2009

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018