branch rat

A FUCKING SQUIRRELS

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples

by Goober smooches August 6, 2020

Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018

tramp branch

A slutty tree.

That bitch is a straight up tramp branch. You feel me?

by ProofPudding August 19, 2016

cool branch

your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.

someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.

by chance shugg October 17, 2019

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021

branch

when something is really cool or good. something that fills you with excitement. it is a positive word

your outfit is so branch.

"I got a 95 on my test." omg branch

by Charlotte Victoria Adelaide October 19, 2021