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a branch stewart

a type of person who heavily enjoys the video game hollow knight and will do everything in their power to make you play it.
"God you wont stop talking about hollow knight your being a branch stewart"
by fakesongofsilk January 3, 2024
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Branching

Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...
James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022
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style branch

n.- Origin Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Only individuals trained in two or more martial arts can do this. This is the practice of switching styles during a fight.
We was at camp and had to deal wit' some dumb-ass Blood niggas. I did a style branch from tae kwon do to the 52's.
by Sabal Laiwalayam May 13, 2011
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Branch

I have a branch in my pocket
by Deep Dish May 28, 2018
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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branch rat

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples
by Goober smooches August 6, 2020
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