Jason Ceo.
A guy who will be so desperate for a bit of poontang he will lick a girls ass and bowels just for a small taste.
A guy who will be so desperate for a bit of poontang he will lick a girls ass and bowels just for a small taste.
by trimmer82 November 14, 2003
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1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010
Get the Bowers mug.when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea
Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!
Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!
Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!
by Ryan Coconut February 1, 2009
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2) Someone who is muscular...
3) When mad, about to fight, just finished working out, feel like a bad ass, etc shoulder lift up, arms get wider, chest puffs out...
4) When on the toilet sick, stomach problems, vomiting...
5) Hooked up on a big fish...
6) something/somewhere that is crowded with people, things...
2) Someone who is muscular...
3) When mad, about to fight, just finished working out, feel like a bad ass, etc shoulder lift up, arms get wider, chest puffs out...
4) When on the toilet sick, stomach problems, vomiting...
5) Hooked up on a big fish...
6) something/somewhere that is crowded with people, things...
1) PAST - I stayed bowed up at work yesterday, I didn't even get to take a lunch.
PRESENT - I am so bowed up right now I don't have time to pee.
FUTURE - I will be bowed up with paperwork tonight, I won't make it to dinner.
2.1) That guy is bowed up I bet he works out twice a day.
2.2) Damn, since Johnny started power lifting 6 years ago, he's got all bowed up like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s.
3.1) This ignorant mother f***** cut my brother off and got out of his Prius bowed up and then jumped back in his Prius and took off when I jumped out the truck.
3.2) You should have seen it, Johnny walked away bowed up after he won the chess tournament lmfao.
3.3) I had such a great work out last night I couldn't control leaving the gym bowed up.
4.1) Johnny got food poisoning and is bowed up in the bathroom.
4.2) That moonshine had me so drunk I was bowed up over the toilet all night.
5) I was bowed up on a Yellowfin Tuna for 45 minutes yesterday and I thought it got away, but when I reeled in my line the head of the Tuna was still there.
6.1) The bar was bowed up with single chicks last night.
6.2) The farm was bowed up with trucks for the contest.
PRESENT - I am so bowed up right now I don't have time to pee.
FUTURE - I will be bowed up with paperwork tonight, I won't make it to dinner.
2.1) That guy is bowed up I bet he works out twice a day.
2.2) Damn, since Johnny started power lifting 6 years ago, he's got all bowed up like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s.
3.1) This ignorant mother f***** cut my brother off and got out of his Prius bowed up and then jumped back in his Prius and took off when I jumped out the truck.
3.2) You should have seen it, Johnny walked away bowed up after he won the chess tournament lmfao.
3.3) I had such a great work out last night I couldn't control leaving the gym bowed up.
4.1) Johnny got food poisoning and is bowed up in the bathroom.
4.2) That moonshine had me so drunk I was bowed up over the toilet all night.
5) I was bowed up on a Yellowfin Tuna for 45 minutes yesterday and I thought it got away, but when I reeled in my line the head of the Tuna was still there.
6.1) The bar was bowed up with single chicks last night.
6.2) The farm was bowed up with trucks for the contest.
by bada$s hand August 15, 2014
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by Coopssss December 14, 2012
Get the Bowerson mug."I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
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