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border hopper

a mexican that hopped his ass over the border to the USA.
"I'm gonna need to see a green card you damn border hopper."
by Steve Deed May 13, 2005
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deal with the birds

a pact made with humans to birds that they can crap on our buildings and we'll look the other way as long as they move out of our way when we are driving
by ken November 16, 2004
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stone two birds with one bong hit

To complete two jobs with one action.
Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!
by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
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get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011
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birds and the bees

According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.
by jenn is tiight October 5, 2008
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nova boards

a teen message board that once was a great online growing teen community. turned into a piece of worthless shit when an asshole named Jack took over, and now is known for its sluts and hos that parade in and out of novaadults.com
When Jackass took over Nova, it became a piece of worthless shit
by SharonChick January 21, 2004
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For the Birds

A term to describe something you want nothing to do with.
"Hey, can you get some blow?"
"Nah, I don't fuck with that, that shit is for the birds."
by AC Sativa September 20, 2016
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