Bonk Soy

To mispronounce something incredibly easy to pronounce.

Siri, what is "bonk soy?"

Did you hear Victoria say that word wrong? She totally pulled a bonk soy!

by Tommy Bozowens June 10, 2017

Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"

"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"

by agpkm October 31, 2019

Bonke

A one-of-a-kind term that wholeheartedly encompasses stupidity and and insularity when spoken out loud. Popularized by a first generation Chinese-Canadian, "Bonke" is an abbreviated pseudonym that originates from its contemporary British-English slang term, "Bonkers". The term "Bonke" in of itself showcases a notable removal of "rs" from the end of the word, and is purposely intended to resemble the similar term, "monke".

An excellent example of this would be...

Thomas: "Ayy lad, you best get your arse a'lickin and skedaddle outta here."

Joseph: "Bonke"

by Mr.Kinslayer February 14, 2021

bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..

Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!

by Bonk police March 4, 2021

bonkalonk

Another way to refer to bonkers, something absolutely insane.

Person 1: "Omg I just won the lottery!"

Person 2: "No way, thats bonkalonk.

by bigshart42069 January 8, 2023

Blonky Boy

A short gay man who lives in his grandmothers attic and commits sex crimes against the blind

The local 43 is a real Blonky Boy.

by Never12 May 18, 2023

booby boink

A more fun way to say titfucking.

We didn't go all the way, but I let him booby boink me.

by SpacemanSpif24 January 6, 2010