The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling
kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.
by brookiee12 January 5, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Suprememug. by Broganoff February 22, 2009
Get the Humpty Blumpkinmug. The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Jackmug. by The great Timothy February 5, 2009
Get the Buffalo Blumpkinmug. This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.
by Sootikin December 16, 2008
Get the Dutch Blumpkinmug. The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
by Darkcobra April 29, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Bibmug. by goodespanol February 13, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Gnomemug.