wet blumpkin

A blumpkin given while experencing a case of diarrhea.

She gave me a wet blumpkin, and it took her an hour to get her face cleaned up.

by Blumpy Guy February 1, 2005

blumpkin turnover

where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.

that bitch likes to get splashed in the face so we do a blumpkin turnover.

by stanstheman June 13, 2006

Blumpkin Jack

The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).

Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy

Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!

by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010

Blumpkin Supreme

The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling

kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.

by brookiee12 January 5, 2008

Humpty Blumpkin

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

by Broganoff February 22, 2009

Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while defecating on the person's chest.

Things got pretty messy after that Buffalo Blumpkin she gave me.

by The great Timothy February 5, 2009

Dutch Blumpkin

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.

The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.

by Sootikin December 16, 2008