bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

blumonday

of arabic descent

"Yo - I think she's a blumonday under that hijab"

by XN0Riega April 15, 2004

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010

easy blud

i coumes from south asia in the suburbs of utta pradesh

yo blud I need to get the curry

by MC Raider July 24, 2004

Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015

blud

mate, geezer (for blacks)
(bluds in plural)

wagwan blud(s), lets bust a cap in dat wiggas ass

by rickyg March 10, 2004

blud

AS in share blood, in otherwords brother. Not actually your brtoher though. But if your white you cannot go calling your black friend blud. an' vice versa.

"'sup blud!"
"how are you, my brother?"

by Luna March 7, 2004