Blown off course

To recieve oral in a secluded part of a golf course.

(Or mountain bike trail, ski slope, ship, etc)

- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.

or

- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?

by pseudonymph2009 September 29, 2009

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas April 08, 2007

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream

A vagina covered in sperm.

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.

by chimchanga May 02, 2011

Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 28, 2022

Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.

I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 08, 2023