bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.

bloops gloop

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

BLOOP

.v (verb) - When Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert goes to the movies; vapes, rubs someone's thingy . . and get's kicked out of a theater for blooping . .

Lauren "Bloopy" Boebert likes to "bloop" . .

by Jor3lofKrypton November 4, 2023

Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024

Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water

My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you

by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024

bloop

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bloop

by zapitapi February 15, 2024

bloop

when you live your life on autopilot, so it feels like you are watching your life from a third person perspective

today felt like a bloop

today was a bloop
I was at work and don't remember a thing, a complete bloop

by fatbeggie March 4, 2026

bloop

Bloop: It's when someone is so perfect.

OMG she's SO bloop!!

by superiorsuperc April 25, 2025