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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Boofching

The best way to regulate your gut is by boofching. It's all natural!
by Natural_Nancy October 5, 2018
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Bloating fridge

A fridge overflowing with beer
Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge
by PatsyWB November 13, 2018
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blatchington mill

hay wots thea naym off thatj pogy skool. its blatchington mill. varbdeab also ckool
by rafowashisnamo November 24, 2021
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Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon
by Instagram: simp.4nia February 13, 2022
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Booching

The act of kissing with one’s anus, Typically with another anus.
Bro last night at the party I was so drunk I ended up booching with Thomas, shit was crazy.
by Boochacho May 2, 2023
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Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.
He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.
by Natterbot June 28, 2023
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