finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

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Blitzen

A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ the boss.

There goes that Blitzen again, having a wing fit and blipping away.

by Blitzen's Mom June 21, 2008

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Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.

I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.

by Fred Werfner July 2, 2004

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Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

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