Bums blazing

The act of inserting the penis into an anus without any protection

Here, did you hear Kaitlyn take it up the bum last night, he didn’t even wear a condom, he went in bums blazing

by prokiller163 July 1, 2018

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.

“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”

by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021

all guns blazing

Full of rage,

All Guns Blazing - the Judas Priest song.

by Alex Ferrana January 14, 2017

The Great British Baking Show

A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.

People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*

by A.Tree September 27, 2020

boaking

From boak (Scotland/Northern Ireland) retching OR vomiting.

Note that vomiting is, duh, with vomiting (wet), and retching is without vomiting (dry), and the word boaking can mean either.

NOTE: For the non-"ing" form, boak, there is an explicit retching phrase: the dry boak (which is a noun).

Like many "ing" forms of verbs, boaking can be used as an adjective: the boaking bridesmaid, the boaking jerkwad who drank all my good scotch, etc.

"The ones not commenting on it were only refraining because they had their heads over the sides, boaking for all they were worth."

"I pull some Kleenex out from my jacket pocket. I always keep them handy for wiping purposes as you never know when some tight arsed cunt at HQ supplies will run short. I hand the boaking mess a couple. -- There you go mate."

by nounderwearundermykilt September 28, 2008