Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

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Peak Bike

A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.

Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"

Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"

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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"

Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"

by Yaooo March 10, 2013

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Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019

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bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.

by Gaytred January 27, 2020

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Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.

Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again

by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020

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