Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

Bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen is

I'm not bi-polar, I'm Bi-winning!

by Flirmer March 18, 2011

bi-winning

From the Great Charlie Sheen, "i win here and i win there

"Im bi-winning, i win here and i win there, now what

by Sizzle2028 March 22, 2011

bi-winning

when you're winning over here and you're winning over here.

bi-polar? what's that? I'm bi-winning. I'm winning over here, and I'm winning over here.

by CupsCupsCupsCupsCups March 23, 2011

bi-winning

1). Taking the action of "Not Giving a FUCK" to levels once thought unreachable.

2). Straight shittin' on stupid, cunty reporters that ask you stupider, cuntier questions

3). To win here and to win there, concurrently.

I was bi-winning all OVER the fucking club last night, because that's how I roll.

by TheBidnessMan March 24, 2011

Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.

(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."

by Iceshark March 22, 2011

bi-winning

To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.

"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen

by Shmeg C March 21, 2011