Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

Betty White

the cooler way of saying bet.

Person 1 “ wanna take pics tomorrow?”

Person 2 “bet”

Way cooler person 3 “betty white”

by oLdToWnRoAd April 7, 2019

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Fun Betty

A woman who dyes her pubic hair hot pink.

The Princess would quite often dye her neatly trimmed landing strip hot pink thereby earning her the nickname, Fun Betty.

"Hey, Princess........is your Betty ready?"

by The Princess December 14, 2008

betty swalls

testicular perspiration

After your intense workout remember to wash your betty swalls so you don't get a rash.

by boorad4 September 5, 2010

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

bouncing betty

ground emplaced mine that shoots into the air before it blows up at head-level for maximum fatality.

that bouncing betty got bobby's head

by random fucker November 7, 2003