Gummi Bears

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus

Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.

by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012

gummy bears

A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.

Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!

by sage_4 April 3, 2006

Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.

At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.

by drumline April 11, 2006

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

by c-moc March 15, 2007

bearsiple

Element of bear

Element of disciple

Noun

Disciple of a beartard

A follower of foolish or disturbed forum poster

Bob always has to be king of the forums and his bearsiples are always at his side.

by Micks-clone May 17, 2009

Bearsy

petname for girls. abbrevation of "bear"

boy: hey bearsy, how are you doing?
girl: doin good baby

by sassy555 September 3, 2009

Tough Bears

Used instead of "tough luck" - popular with Leighton Buzzard based video game distributers.

"Well thats just tough bears"

by MrJolly April 1, 2003