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anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?
I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!
by ramses February 9, 2003
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boarding school

A boarding school from the outside perspective is a school that's for parents that care about their kids getting the best of their education.

A boarding school from the inside perspective (the one which I go to) is quite an ordinary school like any others. The differences is that there are more diverse groups, and at the same time these groups have a tendency to self-segregate themselves by language barriers/likeliness, although with some overlapping. There are the same "weed, drug, smoke, alcohol, sex" people, nevertheless some of them are responsible, some are not (given the laws of their native countries). There are greater expenditures spent on facilities and technology (like Smart Boards/Laptops for everyone/etc), but at the same time theres Internet Censorship (blocking i.e. websense). There are some mandatory practices depending on what school you go to, such as joining a club/activity, playing sports, going to chapel, etc. Some schools have more extracurriculars than others, and some schools have varying degrees of freedom for students. Most people at the boarding schools dislike the schedule/routine/rules involved such as curfew, staying after 3/4pm, weekend school, etc.
Yes, there are rich people (who own farms, businesses, mansions, private jets), but these are also a minority. At least 30% or typically on scholarships or financial assistance, and I have not found any notable differences. I have heard from my friends that the girls here are "harder to get", more "bitchy", alas whether thats true or not, its up to you to decide.
Most boarding schools do try to bullshit on their brochure a lot on traditions, upstanding values, and extraordinary/exemplary civilized students; which most of the case is probably not true, but there are students like that anywhere, which is not limited to just boarding schools. You do meet people all over the world, but there are little differences, with the exception of minor lifestyle changes that people experience such as schedule shifts, servants/rules, etc.

Unfortunately, when I look back at the year books from earlier years, most of the students tend to be homogenous in nature with respect to ethnicity. (White, rich, has some of that early styles hair); but the landscape has significantly changed, given that there are Asians, Blacks, Whites, Africans, Anglos, etc.
by Retrograde February 6, 2012
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Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.
Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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boarding school

a place where parents ship their children of to, because they take up too much of their time, and to waste their money.
bss is a crap boarding school...something short of an orphanage
by krys October 27, 2003
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Beardin King

A dog that exemplifies all that is good and right.
Samson is a beardin king...cute breadin paws in the babbling brook.
by MattyMary August 1, 2007
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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.
"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."
by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009
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