stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 08, 2022

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 16, 2019

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana January 24, 2016

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 28, 2017

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 27, 2022

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

stiff Rickys

Trains

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”

by bing bing bong rabo April 09, 2021