When one takes a crap in a moving body of water while facing down stream and the turd "plinkos" off one or both of his/her legs.
by lampropeltis311 August 29, 2009
Get the River Plinkomug. Person 1: "Damn, its hot out. let's go swim in the river"
Person 2: "Didn't you hear? Because of the drought, its an anti-river now"
Person 2: "Didn't you hear? Because of the drought, its an anti-river now"
by Xianyong Bai August 11, 2009
Get the anti-rivermug. Riley - "why did that girl just run out of here with yogurt all over her chest?"
Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"
Goose - "that wasn't yogurt that was my river in the valley!"
by goose x gallagher April 20, 2008
Get the river in the valleymug. River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
by anonymous March 17, 2021
Get the River Phoenixmug. The act of sticking a pregnant woman's nipple into a male urethra and forcibly making her lactate at the same time that you receive a hand-job. All that comes out of the penis should then be directed down the woman's esophagus.
by The Maiden's Fist April 21, 2010
Get the Milky Rivermug. A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.
Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.
Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.
by DubstepCraig August 14, 2016
Get the River Skankmug. When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018
Get the River dumpsmug.