brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

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brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

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Brobitch

A female bro. A girlfriend that's like a bro. A female that can hang with the bros. A very cool bitch.

I'm going to pick up my brobitch so we can hang.

by Fawndalicious April 11, 2019

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brobocop

half robot, half bro, all cop, complete asshole

guy #1- "dude, i got a dui from fuckin brobocop"
guy #2- "what a douche. he's just pissed he got all c's in high school"

by bromodo dragon May 7, 2010

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middle aged black men who run around with those blue tooth attachments stuck to their head - makes them look like Lobot from Empire Strikes Back.

In France and Louisiana they may be referred to as BreauxBots.

Brobot was standing next to me talking and I thought he was talking to me, only to realize he was on the phone using his Brobot blue tooth headset thingy.

by yamominem October 24, 2011

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