baloney

a meat that is good for eating. also a synonym for bullshit

I ate some baloney last night* nice to put on boobs

by the man July 1, 2001

Baloney & Cheese

Baloney & Cheese occurs when a woman wears shoes that are too small for her. Her foot meat then hangs over the side of the shoe (or busts out of the shoe) like baloney and cheese hang over the side of a slice of sandwich bread.

Why is that chick wearing size 6 sandals when her feet are the size of flippers? She is walking down the street with baloney & cheese for everyone to see.

by BCRK February 21, 2011

baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.

I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.

by pogono April 11, 2008

Baloney Sandwich

A blowjob.....the dick is the baloney, and the lips around it are the bread.

Sure, i'll tag-team your chick with you....just don't try to give me a baloney sandwich on the sly dude...i'm not down with that.

by smouzie July 7, 2010

baloney skins

men's skivvies; male panties; masculine bloomers; macho undies

"so...I was sleeping in my baloney skins when my dogs starting barking up a storm, woke me up..."

by The Catster October 8, 2008

pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Stoney Baloney

When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

by MKD775 May 14, 2019