batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarted

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

by tacosauce January 19, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

bavarian blow job

When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!

Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!

by yllib May 6, 2006

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 2, 2004

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

Bayarian

n. slang. (Also bayarean, Bay Arean | eng. Bay Area + an|) A native of Northern California's Bay Area. Specifically, a native not from San Francisco or Oakland.

I'm originally from Indiana, which makes me a Hoosier; Rich was born in San Jose and raised in the South Bay suburbs. He's an honest-to-god Bayarian.

by bayarean345 January 25, 2012