handle bars

The slang for pig tails on a girl, as they can be used for handles when a girl gives a guy head. They can be "grabbed onto" as handlebars are on a bike, to navigate where the bike or head goes.

I grabbed onto this girl's handlebars last night, and got the best head ever.

by lillian black March 29, 2004

barstalker

Someone who stalks bars in search of the hottest crowd, strongest drinks and best music.

"Man, he always knows what's going on."
"Yeah, he's such a barstalker."

by jttwk June 28, 2009

barsing

1) The act of going to bars.
2) The state of mind of going to bars.
3) A phenomenon where a profoundly singable song comes on in a bar and everyone starts singing it. Typically leads to an increase in the average outgoingness level of the bar's population as people put their arms around strangers and sing in the wrong key in order to enable more volume. Note: pronounced "bar-sing" in this particular usage.

1) We're going barsing later. It's gonna be so fleek.
2) I'm barsing mad hard right now and my mind's fleeking out.
3) That Hootie song came on and it turned into a massive barsing. It was fleek.

by Coag Genie April 26, 2016

Barsful

An adjective to describe someone or something who often spits bars.

Yo do you ever talk to Ty?
Yeah, he's pretty barsful!

by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

caribou bars

The ultimate snack when you have the munchies. A chewey granola bar made by Caribou Coffee that are made with real coffee ingrediants and taste just like their drinks. They tend to become a favorite snack of choice very quickly.

Person 1: Dude i have the munchies like a mo fo
Person 2: I know what we need...
Person 1: CARIBOU BARS!!!
Person 2: YEAH DUDE!!! Let's go get like 8 boxes!!!

by Alex Senneseth August 4, 2007

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

fergalicious lemon bars

the code word to notify someone that their undergarments, particularly the bra, is showing

(when your friends bra is showing)
Carolina! Fergalicious Lemon Bars!

by pablo guccierez October 16, 2008