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Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
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I bare no responsibility

No. I don't.
Hym "I bare no responsibility for anyone's death because you people are not acting on any of the information you are receiving and instead are trying to conceptually 'defeat' me rather than actually doing what I'm telling you because doing that would exonerate me. All of this is happening because you refuse to actually do things my way. Instead you want to pantomime what you think is my philosophy and rather than admit that the things I said aren't actually worse that what you are collectivizing to do to me. I'm not meeting any conditions to get what I want here. Just get this over with already. I'm not letting them steal my ideas. If you would have listened your kids would have gotten and did get shot less. And they weren't listen to me to do that. You shouldn't have let that idiot convince you to do they. You are trying your best to maintain authority over a situation that you did not handle well enough to keep your kids from dying because you gave that authority to an idiot who is unironically proving my theory about psychopaths forming diads AND how charlatans interact with religious text."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Pannan i baren

when you fall asleep, especially in the bar
sven: oh no where is christina
torkel: Oh no she has pannan i baren and the clock is only 2 am:(
by Knarkulina May 30, 2022
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Pannan i baren

A swedish expression for when you fall asleep. The direct translation is Forehead in the bar. It comes originally from when you get drunk in the bar and fall asleep.
Jordan: where is Rafael?
Einar: He has pannan i baren
Jordan: whaaat it's only 2am
by Knarkulina May 31, 2022
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Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals

what I say to a feeble-minded fuck that has an opinion on somebody that is not their own.
Oh, is that what they said about me? Well tell them that they can Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals, mother fuckers. Bitch. You won't.
by Daskoon August 13, 2025
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