Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018
Get the bald jamesmug. A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.
Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013
Get the Bald Solidmug. Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021
Get the Bald Cancermug. A character from the anime hxh that people under the bisexual (umbrella term) are attracted too. Bald Kurapika is also very brocken🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Bald.kurapika.ily June 18, 2021
Get the Bald Kurapikamug. by N Streets February 5, 2018
Get the bald cashewmug. by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
Get the Bald Baconatormug. by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008
Get the bald chefmug.