nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
by crocodiledundee123 February 08, 2018
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Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.
"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"
by Not Bambi January 20, 2024
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Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
by Csokiskuki March 06, 2020
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Baguette Western

A genre of movie or theatrical production characterized by having stereotypical tropes of the western genre (ie gunfights, rodeos, lassoing bandits, sheriffs,) whilst set in a traditional French setting (ie a Paris restaurant, a Lyon chateau, or a Marseilles beach.)
The movie “Hoedown in Bordeaux” is defined as a comedic Baguette Western.
by Musty Musk Man October 27, 2024
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Baguetter

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)
Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.
by EthanolandMethanol February 02, 2024
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Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.
by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022
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