arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003

Arse moss

the lint or fluff the builds up in your arse crack that becomes sweaty and ends up as a mossy texture.

i was scratching my arse the other day and i pulled some arse moss out on my finger.

by scott stiffler December 11, 2007

Arse Bandit

Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.

Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

arse monkey

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003

arse ache

1. Something that causes consternation.
2. A difficult, annoying or time consuming task.
3. To experience the sensation of pain in one's rectum.

1. Old people in supermarkets are a real arse ache.
2. Putting up that tent is going to be an absolute arse ache.
3. I didn't crap for a week and now I have a major arse ache.

by I am Iron Man! December 21, 2009