Arse moss

the lint or fluff the builds up in your arse crack that becomes sweaty and ends up as a mossy texture.
i was scratching my arse the other day and i pulled some arse moss out on my finger.
by scott stiffler November 15, 2007
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arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...
That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!
by Bummer....... September 19, 2003
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Arse Bandit

Homosexual male. See also arse. And Bum Bandit
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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Arse-flap

A loose flap of skin, hanging from a persons anal area. Sometimes In the appearance of a pouch that may flap if blown by the wind. Can be tied up with a a hair lackey.
Avril Lavigne has the biggest arse-flap I've ever seen. I wonder how she cleans it!
by Smythe November 01, 2003
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arse monkey

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people
just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.
by Rick Walford June 09, 2005
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cant be arsed

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.
by paul of death October 22, 2003
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arse ache

1. Something that causes consternation.
2. A difficult, annoying or time consuming task.
3. To experience the sensation of pain in one's rectum.
1. Old people in supermarkets are a real arse ache.
2. Putting up that tent is going to be an absolute arse ache.
3. I didn't crap for a week and now I have a major arse ache.
by I am Iron Man! December 21, 2009
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