Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024

Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026

tcw anakin

a sexy bitch

me: i love tcw anakin he’s sexy

by tcwanakin October 21, 2020

The Anakin

When you cut off your hand while it's inside your girl (or guy).

I gave Vanessa The Anakin, it was the easy way out

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

james aikin

a ginger person from nottingham united kingdom who has an attraction towards young children and babies, he aspires to be part of the working class while he is serving his parole as ordered by crown court

Holy shit it’s that uber gay paedo rapist james aikin

by echo419monty69 July 2, 2023

Treasure Aniki

A person with extreme morals and values, a goal-oriented and curious specimen. One who's only weakness is himself, creating trouble and turbulence out of their imagination.

Damn Treasure Aniki sure looks like he has it figured out.

Wow, I can't believe Treasure Aniki would ever do that.

Treasure Aniki has no impure intentions but seems to be able to make the greatest blunders for himself.

by Hollylover1234 May 6, 2024

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025