Andrew

The man who cannot get enough cock. He eats, sleeps, and lives dicks. Although he loves dicks he has never been to bed and probably never will.
Dude, Tonight lets be Andrew
Oh yea!
by Ben the Zaven slayer February 22, 2017
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An Andrew is a very crazy person! Great fun and we all wish we knew one. Sometimes he can be a complete retard but lots of fun. Lots of girls like an Andrew because he isn't like any others.
Person 1: "who is that person over there? They look really crazy"

Person 2: "I'm guessing that's an Andrew"
by I am a very cool person August 06, 2012
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A ugly ass bitch, who doesn’t know how to talk to female girls underaged. Andrew will chug as many protein shakes as possible to look like a fat transgender women that recently got plastic surgery. A Andrew will do anything to get head (so hide your kids)
*Andrew talking to a girl*

Whispers in her ear*

Ey bb maybe we can come back to my place and I’ll show my...
Licking his lips*
“Dildo collection”
by Big dump September 06, 2019
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Of Scottish Gaelic origin, (Pronounced On-der-oo) meaning strong, well endowed, sexy man. Usually given to the strongest most manly men in a Scottish Tribe
Whoa that guy is Hot...
Aye he's Andrew
by 11frkghsdfgy June 16, 2011
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A typically nice guy, very sweet, but if you say anything to him or his friends he will go off.He never would cheat,EVER, and will stick by his girlfriend.He doesn't care what people think, and does what he wants. Has a good taste in music. Very loyal to friends.Very persistent and stubborn, and nobody can win an argument against him. Also is a good artist in some way.He isn't always liked by all but is nice to almost everyone. He also is logical an humorous
Guy:Andrew is a fag
Andrew: I can hear you, but i never knew I was british, much less a cigar.
Guy: Gay!
Andrew: Yes I am very happy, would you like to continue?
by Wrath53 September 21, 2011
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The type of boy that romance novels are written about.

A very attractive, yet insecure guy with beautiful, expressive brown eyes and a friendly personality. His thick, wavy dark hair, perfect tan and sexy body cause many people's heads to turn in his direction. He gives life to any room he walks into when he's happy, and when he's sad it seems like the sky is falling and all you want to do is hug him. The type that will never directly express his true emotions, which causes him to give mixed signals. An extremely good friend who's always there when you need someone to talk to. Once you get behind his outgoing yet sometimes impersonal exterior, you'll see that he's secretly sweet, sensitive and super romantic.

It's no wonder that tons of girls flirt with him constantly, but he either doesn't realize it or doesn't care. He only has his eye on one girl, but won't be the first one to admit his feelings, because he's afraid of rejection. If he likes you, he'll talk to you every chance he gets, and greet you with a shout of your name and a cute, genuine smile that would make your day once you saw it. He'll make you laugh like you mean it with his quirky sense of humor, even when you're depressed. Even though he makes a great deal of effort to be friends with you and maintain your relationship, this is a guy who will wait on YOU to ask HIM out, even if you make it blatantly obvious that you like him.

Not perfect by a long shot, but his heart of gold would be a privilege to own.
"Oh my GOD, who is THAT?"
"Him? Oh, that's Andrew. He beat the district record for hurdles at the last track meet."
"I'd tap that."
"Who WOULDN'T?"

"What's your favorite movie?"
Boy 1: "The Fast and The Furious."
Boy 2: "The Avengers."
Boy 3: "Super 8."
Andrew: "The Notebook."
*laughter*
by LuckyGirlxx March 08, 2014
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Andrew’s are commonly known as the most useless males on the planet. Most Andrew’s are commonly called shit cunts
Every Andrew I know is a shitcunt
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