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i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh
but i lava you :)
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I forgive you

When you give your forgiveness to someone, like a very very close friend...like a 6000-year close kinda friend.
"I...I forgive you"

"...Don´t bother"
by Flan_K0dd September 10, 2023
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I hear you

'I hear you' or 'I hear ya'

Old hippie expression for accepting another persons statement/oppinion even if you do not agree with them, because you respect the other persons right to their own oppinion and freedom of expression and speech.
Asshole: Hitler had the right idea,
he was just an under-acheiver!
Hippie: Mmmkay, man... I hear you!
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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I love you

The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.
by backslash April 22, 2005
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I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
The only person who ever loved you was your mother.
by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005
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i love you

Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.
REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006
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i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.
chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
by hottie1233 March 20, 2009
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