Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.
by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019
Get the anal amnesiamug. Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
Get the Buritto Amnesiamug. by Cryptic One May 19, 2013
Get the Rectal Amnesiamug. When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017
Get the Amazon Amnesiamug. noun
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
Get the blow job amnesiamug. Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
Get the Parental amnesiamug. when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018
Get the nut induced amnesiamug.