Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014
Get the Maggie Allenmug. Total bitch that uses her 'depression' to gain attention. However, it doesn't end there. She uses self harm to get into peoples heads and fuck every lad about in the Pinxton/Normo area. Pure and utter, sket. She'll tongue punch your fart box for a fiver.
by GloriousFartBoxTonguePuncher November 5, 2019
Get the Amber Allenmug. by nellaeidooh December 17, 2018
Get the Hoodie Allenmug. by Duck wontons September 25, 2020
Get the Colby Allenmug. by Theradicalapple June 25, 2017
Get the stuart allenmug. Christy: Why did you text me asking if we can try Allen Six?
Johnny: It was just auto correct, my bad I was asking for anal sex
Christy: EW NO!
Johnny: It was just auto correct, my bad I was asking for anal sex
Christy: EW NO!
by Cintiboy March 1, 2014
Get the allen sixmug. Is the definition of amazing. She is a fun loving, happy person. She is beautiful inside and out, and has the prettiest deep brown eyes I have ever seen. She is truly wonderful. And means the world to me.
by EmiesGuy August 6, 2011
Get the Emie Allenmug.