Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.
Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
by nralbert June 08, 2021
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crack albert

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
by Puke lerry September 09, 2022
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Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 12, 2009
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Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"
by wetjim53 February 13, 2020
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