Part D
Hatred - The side effect can be the most substantial. Ever since DIAB was created, the divorce rate has been increasing dramatically. Many scientists say that they have a direct correlation, but that is debatable. It is believed that anyone who takes the medicine experiences the "HULK" Effect. Extreme strength and irritability are often felt and this causes many domestic disputes which eventually lead to neighborhood brawls of epic proportions. (On a side note, DIAB has also caused some good in the world. A mother actually lifted a car while using DIAB to save her son's life. It was not reported, however, how she beat him later for not putting the toilet seat down after his use. DIAB is a harsh mistress.)
Warnings:
Do not use anything other than stainless steel to handle Death in a Bottle. Use of any other type of material may cause spontaneous combustion upon the liquid's contact. Do not allow the ooze-like toxic substance to crawl back into it's nest (aka container) You poured it out for a reason and it damn well better behave properly! DO NOT ALLOW IT TO TOUCH YOUR TONGUE! If for any reason it does come in contact with this muscle, immediately cut it off. If you do not, it will cause a lifetime of agony that no therapist can cure. Trust me, I am now dead on the inside.
Hatred - The side effect can be the most substantial. Ever since DIAB was created, the divorce rate has been increasing dramatically. Many scientists say that they have a direct correlation, but that is debatable. It is believed that anyone who takes the medicine experiences the "HULK" Effect. Extreme strength and irritability are often felt and this causes many domestic disputes which eventually lead to neighborhood brawls of epic proportions. (On a side note, DIAB has also caused some good in the world. A mother actually lifted a car while using DIAB to save her son's life. It was not reported, however, how she beat him later for not putting the toilet seat down after his use. DIAB is a harsh mistress.)
Warnings:
Do not use anything other than stainless steel to handle Death in a Bottle. Use of any other type of material may cause spontaneous combustion upon the liquid's contact. Do not allow the ooze-like toxic substance to crawl back into it's nest (aka container) You poured it out for a reason and it damn well better behave properly! DO NOT ALLOW IT TO TOUCH YOUR TONGUE! If for any reason it does come in contact with this muscle, immediately cut it off. If you do not, it will cause a lifetime of agony that no therapist can cure. Trust me, I am now dead on the inside.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
Get the Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)mug. I was plowing this girl in the ass and when I pulled out that was when I realized that I had an Alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC).
by Billdoe December 23, 2012
Get the alaskan fudge cap aka (AFC)mug. In polyamory and open relationships, when a (cis) male feels entitled to all of the women he wants, but demands that his primary not sleep with other men. Hence, a "one penis policy," or OPP.
My husband fucks anyone he wants, but I can't sleep with other men because of his fucking insecure One penis policy aka OPP
by @ExcellentSmell December 25, 2021
Get the One penis policy aka OPPmug. A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.
*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.
*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.
Example 1
man 1: Where are you going?
man 2: I have to take an MGM
Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)
man 3: WTFs an MGM??
Ex 2.
man 1: Another MGM?
man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...
man 1: Where are you going?
man 2: I have to take an MGM
Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)
man 3: WTFs an MGM??
Ex 2.
man 1: Another MGM?
man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...
by adav December 14, 2012
Get the Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)mug. FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)
Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second
by Jbag November 18, 2013
Get the FPS aka Freedoms Per Secondmug. gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
by C44444 January 2, 2019
Get the David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)mug. Oi. Dis BOI. Is DA BeSt Internet friend I've ever had and I instantly feel happiness whenever I get a notification from him. Just wanna say Oswin, you're great. Yes you can make people cry. But we're all just gonna be friends the next day anyway. That's what always happens. Yes, it kinda hurts for a split second when you tell me to shut up but I realise that I'm an insensitive bitch.
This BOI is great and he's just great. Pls get this up quickly!
This BOI is great and he's just great. Pls get this up quickly!
by Majestic_Yeetus April 16, 2019
Get the Oswin aka blue foxmug.