Johnson Condo

men's pants

Honey can you get the grass stains out of my johnson condo.

by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010

Tactical Johnson

A military grade penis.

She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.

by ebertalo February 3, 2020

Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Mr Johnson

A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)

Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...

TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020

Asswipe Johnson

On September 26th, 1992 Nicolas Cage hosted Saturday Night Live. In one sketch Nicolas Cage and actress Julia Sweeney act out parts as soon to be parents deciding on a name for their child. After many of the suggestions by the wife the husband continues to decline most of the names she is coming up with on the grounds that the child would be made fun of because of that particular name. As the husband continues to be more defensive about his own past as being made fun of and continues to dislike the names suggested, a telegram is delivered by an agent played by Rob Schneider. The agent tells them that the telegram is for a person named “Asswipe Johnson”. The husband immediately tries to correct him by informing him that his name is pronounced: “Os-wee-pay”. It is at this time you realize the motivation behind the husband’s scrutiny. This term is often used in a comical way in substitution for a person of which you forgot their name. Basically a synonym for John Doe. The term can be used as “Asswipe Johnson”, or “Osweepay Johnson”.

A: What was the name of that guy you knew with that thing?
B: Oh, uh....I dunno, Osweepay Johnson?
A: Osweepay Johnson, thats funny.
B: Do you get it?
A: Not really.
B: Osweepay, Asssss....wipe.
A: Oh yea! Hehehehehe.
B: Mm-kay.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

Borris Johnson

Fu*king Tori C*nt

"Borris Johnson is a PUSSYHOLE"

by exleyyyy June 5, 2020

Martin Johnson

Martin Johnson is from Boston, Massachusetts. He is the lead singer/guitarist/frontman of the rock band Boys Like Girls. He writes lyrics, one of them called "Dance Hall Drug," which is about losing your virginity. Martin may recognize people from myspace whenever he sees them at shows.

Martin Johnson, the lead singer of Boys Like Girls, will rock your world.

by Ritter's Tina February 2, 2007