Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 02, 2010

Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 08, 2022

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 24, 2016

Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

by RagePrblm August 04, 2003

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 05, 2017

Lickity Split

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.

Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!

by Lickity_Smooth February 09, 2021