Split a fence

Originated from a male and female neighbor discussing the shared cost to "split a fence" between the ajoining properties, then ending up having sex.
Also seen as parting the legs for sex.
by Art Canzler October 20, 2006
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Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.
Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep
by Big Jock79 December 02, 2010
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split washer

honey can you bring me my split washer
by bdub097 December 05, 2017
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Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
by RagePrblm August 04, 2003
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Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police
the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.
by The Name November 24, 2016
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Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent
My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.
by RatedHComedy July 08, 2022
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Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.
After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy
by gweschuck76 January 19, 2011
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