Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

Sam

Sam is the name for the perfect boy. Does the sweetest things and cares so much about you. He is very attractive and said to be good in bed ;) the type of guy if you have a chance to date then take it. If you don't you'll regret it.

Girl: aw who's that being all cute with Alice?

Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(

by Surprise. May 25, 2013

Sam

1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM

BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH

BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*

by JEWART October 11, 2018

Sam

loving, good looking, caring, great guy, best footballer

A Sam is a loving caring good looking boy, he has girl lining up around the block for him, he's a great boyfriend and would never cheat or treat a girl bad in any form of way. Sam is smart good looking and his out going in every way, an amazing football player. Sam puts his loved ones first and admires his family and friends, Sam loves to torment and make jokes but can sometimes take things to far. Sam always ends up with the best mates and most beautiful/stunning girlfriends. All around Sam is an amazing guy.

by westbrook1999 May 21, 2013