Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 23, 2016

wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017

rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 14, 2014

rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

Phat rod

A Fine Ass Ride..a sweet whip...A tight Ride

Thats a Phat Rod..A sweet ass whip....pussy magnet

by jhoutsider40 January 10, 2008

gay rod

A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.

GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?

by Raych December 17, 2004

J-Rod

A super hard on. The best a man can get.

Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!

by jarred retro April 26, 2008