by Johno1! August 02, 2017
a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly
by hmmmmmiwonderwho July 18, 2023
He's the boy who changed my point of view about people, he made me happy in a short time. If you know a boy Lance you'll in a good hands, he knows how to respect you. You should keep him.
I also had Lance Lalinjaman in my life.
by @yourgirl October 20, 2021
The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.
by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010
When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.
I'm lancing my mac and cheese.
by Hadien May 15, 2007
Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.
by Sierra Nolan August 21, 2005
The Lance of Longinus!
by KLT November 08, 2002